Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Humor




A Philosopher of Natural Law once explained to me:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.