Monday, August 11, 2008

Nose Clips


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"Clip-Whiff-Sniff":

Comment to "Dear John," from http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/:

McCain's mom says we will hold our noses, but vote for McCain. Well .... only if we get interested enough to vote.

But yeah, a lot of us will vote for him, because the alternative is so disastrous.

I recommend McCain's campaign substitute nose clips for campaign buttons, with this message embedded: "With these clips, I thee whiff, forsaking all other sniffs."

Likely, I will send McCain a little money --- along with a note about what I insist upon if there is to be any more: secure our national integrity and borders; drill; secure national independence in energy; go after a line item veto like you mean it; and make real progress against corporate welfare.

My sending any additional money will be contingent upon whether McCain selects a competent running mate and whether he appears to "get it" about just how "pistol-whipping" mad everyday moderates are with the disservice we get from our politicians. (Gus and Call never was one's to put up with doddling service.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

McCain:

From http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnmccain/a/johnmccainjokes.htm :

"And John McCain is campaigning very hard. Every day I pick up the newspaper, he's someplace else. He's got a new strategy. Well John McCain just announced he wants to do a series of town hall meetings where he'll meet with the public. Yeah, it's all part of McCain's 'Speak Up, I Can't Hear You' tour." --Conan O'Brien

Obama:

From http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/04/02/barack-obamas-bowling-disaster.htm :

"His score was 37. Out of a possible 300, he bowled 37. Of course, being a Democrat, he automatically demanded a recount, so they had to go back." --Jay Leno

Anonymous said...

Re: Saddleback

OBAMA: Suave Obama is hardly ever wrong, because he is so expert in saying much, while communicating little. His body style is immensely likeable. One must study hard to divine his real intentions on particular issues.

MCCAIN: Big John swung on the pitches, and he hit them out of the park. Bravo!