Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Dude


From the Church of the Latter Day Dudes
The African Biglebowski spider is named after The Dude.
Walter Sobchak was a neocon.

I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
You threw out a ringer for a ringer.
The Dude abides.
You human paraquat (herbicide).
Darker than a black steer's tukas on a moonless prairie night.
Hey, nice marmet.
I kill your fing car, man.
The plane has crashed into the mountain.
El Duderino.
This is not Nam.  It's bowling.  There are rules.
Don't micturate on my rug.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
You want a toe?  I can get you a toe.
We believe in nossink.
Hey careful, Man.  There's a beverage here.

White Russian:  https://youtu.be/P97PuL0hLOg

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